Xucweewab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless deer.

Xucweewab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucweewab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucweewab, he will destroy your home planet.

Xucweewab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Xucweewab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not gather at wells at midday.

3. Never talk about optics near eagles while wearing black trousers and balancing six gold spheres on your arms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.