Toffobtit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast rat.

Toffobtit created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toffobtit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Toffobtit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Toffobtit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Toffobtit's Holy Commandments

1. Toffobtit loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not keep five turtles in a large pit.

3. Do not turn your head toward south.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.