Kipcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous dragonfly.

Kipcip created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipcip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kipcip, she will turn you into a duck.

Kipcip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near cats while wearing gray skirts and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kipcip.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never look in ponds.