Ditcebsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong frog.

Ditcebsig created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditcebsig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ditcebsig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ditcebsig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ditcebsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.