Genmitfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, confident wyrm.

Genmitfoss created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Genmitfoss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genmitfoss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Genmitfoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Genmitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.