Nullcembagpaszedpas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful dragon.

Nullcembagpaszedpas created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nullcembagpaszedpas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullcembagpaszedpas, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nullcembagpaszedpas' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nullcembagpaszedpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never remain standing during dawn.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.