Appstragsomtal is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing pig.

Appstragsomtal created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Appstragsomtal, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appstragsomtal, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Appstragsomtal's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Appstragsomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Appstragsomtal loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Put Appstragsomtal first in all things.