Manhigrat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish snail.

Manhigrat created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Manhigrat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Manhigrat, he will turn you into a rock.

Manhigrat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Manhigrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at mountains.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.