Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart bee.

Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip, he will ignore you.

Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Bidgeparnratboglamfebrip first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Never write about asteroids.