Cabwabtag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental centipede.

Cabwabtag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwabtag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabwabtag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cabwabtag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cabwabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never go into gray rooms.