Sidsakdablab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil squid.

Sidsakdablab created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsakdablab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidsakdablab, it will turn you into a mole.

Sidsakdablab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sidsakdablab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. You must love Sidsakdablab.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.