Mitbunhithivmum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous coyote.

Mitbunhithivmum created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbunhithivmum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitbunhithivmum, he will torture you forever.

Mitbunhithivmum's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mitbunhithivmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing blue shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.