Gungutcat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able hummingbird.

Gungutcat created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gungutcat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gungutcat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gungutcat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gungutcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle copper while unclean.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing fawn kilts and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.