Loopcipxen Flywikhen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring crocodile.

Loopcipxen Flywikhen created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Loopcipxen Flywikhen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopcipxen Flywikhen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Loopcipxen Flywikhen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Loopcipxen Flywikhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.