Hasarfxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable dragonfly.

Hasarfxen created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasarfxen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hasarfxen, she will be very sad.

Hasarfxen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hasarfxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Hasarfxen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never look at black holes.