Tenmonhimhak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast meerkat.

Tenmonhimhak created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenmonhimhak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenmonhimhak, she will not invite you to parties.

Tenmonhimhak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tenmonhimhak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tenmonhimhak.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.