Sablapsig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy troll.

Sablapsig created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sablapsig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sablapsig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sablapsig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sablapsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.