Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring hare.

Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Vindadcidjarnrawquartbest loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.