Jadflamvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous warg.

Jadflamvin created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadflamvin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jadflamvin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jadflamvin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jadflamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Do not place corn upon stone.