Dagmifkom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate manatee.

Dagmifkom created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmifkom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dagmifkom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dagmifkom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dagmifkom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Dagmifkom loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.