Cissfitrak Manshavmig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic dryad.

Cissfitrak Manshavmig created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissfitrak Manshavmig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissfitrak Manshavmig, she will turn you into a rat.

Cissfitrak Manshavmig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cissfitrak Manshavmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dawn.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.