Quamtonnulciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless hummingbird.

Quamtonnulciss created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamtonnulciss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamtonnulciss, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quamtonnulciss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quamtonnulciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.