Godgad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust walrus.

Godgad created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godgad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godgad, it will curse you with boils.

Godgad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Godgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never feed lots of limes to gulls while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Feed all hungry swans.