Nurlzaklun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic squid.

Nurlzaklun created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlzaklun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurlzaklun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nurlzaklun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nurlzaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare melons during summer.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always help frogs.

4. You must love Nurlzaklun.

5. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.