Bossigcit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud dingo.

Bossigcit created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossigcit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bossigcit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bossigcit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bossigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Do not take Bossigcit's name in vain.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Bossigcit loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.