Mitligweg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent lion.

Mitligweg created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitligweg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mitligweg, it will turn you into a snail.

Mitligweg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mitligweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

4. Never paint your feet white.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.