Yarjathab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous raven.

Yarjathab created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarjathab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarjathab, she will turn you into a frog.

Yarjathab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yarjathab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.