Hubsaglen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous guinea pig.

Hubsaglen created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubsaglen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubsaglen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hubsaglen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hubsaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide if four frogs approach from the east.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.