Neldagbad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited seal.

Neldagbad created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neldagbad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Neldagbad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Neldagbad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Neldagbad's Holy Commandments

1. Neldagbad loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. You must love Neldagbad.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

5. Never mark doors with brown.