Gepkaryam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident eagle.

Gepkaryam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkaryam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepkaryam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gepkaryam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gepkaryam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never travel toward the east during winter.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gepkaryam.

5. Never hurt eagles.