Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented coyote.

Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti, she will strike you with lightening.

Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Bimrowbog Vonkbittetti.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.