Febrilvig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy turtle.

Febrilvig created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Febrilvig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Febrilvig, he will turn you into a worm.

Febrilvig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Febrilvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.