Gilgudont is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable crocodile.

Gilgudont created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Gilgudont, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilgudont, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gilgudont's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gilgudont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gilgudont's name in vain.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if six horses approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.