Larnganhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic naga.

Larnganhim created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnganhim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnganhim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Larnganhim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Larnganhim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Never mark doors with gray.

4. Retreat if seven voles approach from the east.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.