Targbanfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, astonishing newt.

Targbanfarn created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbanfarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targbanfarn, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Targbanfarn's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Targbanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targbanfarn.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Targbanfarn loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about bats.