Hombamfad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate meerkat.

Hombamfad created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hombamfad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hombamfad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hombamfad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hombamfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never gather five hamsters near bridges.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hombamfad.

5. Heed all signs.