Manfagtof is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying elephant.

Manfagtof created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Manfagtof, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manfagtof, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Manfagtof's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Manfagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. You must pray to Manfagtof eight times a day.