Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, effective mink.

Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon, she will be very unhappy.

Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon's Holy Commandments

1. Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Zendobjadcabzigtadlanwon five times a day.

5. Never talk about spacetime near great tits while wearing red rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.