Cimrulldossflanmegtof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful bird.

Cimrulldossflanmegtof created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimrulldossflanmegtof, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cimrulldossflanmegtof, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cimrulldossflanmegtof's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cimrulldossflanmegtof's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat lentils on holy days.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.