Tenwadvin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate capybara.

Tenwadvin created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenwadvin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tenwadvin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tenwadvin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tenwadvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from green squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt capybaras.