Hinsomgut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust hippopotamus.

Hinsomgut created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinsomgut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinsomgut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hinsomgut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hinsomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.