Henhascarbad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident giraffe.

Henhascarbad created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Henhascarbad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Henhascarbad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Henhascarbad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Henhascarbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing purple dresses.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.