Hadjopquillced is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing capybara.

Hadjopquillced created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadjopquillced, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadjopquillced, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hadjopquillced's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hadjopquillced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never gather six seals in one place.

5. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.