Wipbamvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent mouse.

Wipbamvid created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbamvid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wipbamvid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wipbamvid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wipbamvid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Wipbamvid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Do not leap in public.