Milarpwabcarquagfum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous wyvern.

Milarpwabcarquagfum created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milarpwabcarquagfum, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milarpwabcarquagfum, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Milarpwabcarquagfum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Milarpwabcarquagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after frogs.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Heed all portents.

5. You must never eat grapes.