Mumtanfodgilgarfad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Mumtanfodgilgarfad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtanfodgilgarfad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mumtanfodgilgarfad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mumtanfodgilgarfad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mumtanfodgilgarfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix garlic with water.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not make images of living things.