Omtlabbit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain spider.

Omtlabbit created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Omtlabbit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtlabbit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Omtlabbit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Omtlabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Omtlabbit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat onions.