Litjopmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective gerbil.

Litjopmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litjopmeg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litjopmeg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Litjopmeg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Litjopmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Litjopmeg first in all things.

5. Hide if nine ants approach from the west.