Rakkabarfwongentonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong fox.

Rakkabarfwongentonk created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakkabarfwongentonk, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakkabarfwongentonk, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rakkabarfwongentonk's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rakkabarfwongentonk's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Rakkabarfwongentonk on top of important buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the east.