Cidgencip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest chinchilla.

Cidgencip created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgencip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidgencip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cidgencip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cidgencip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cidgencip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cidgencip loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidgencip.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never talk about archaea.