Zanfenben Benjigmon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful wren.

Zanfenben Benjigmon created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zanfenben Benjigmon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zanfenben Benjigmon, he will come to you in dreams.

Zanfenben Benjigmon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zanfenben Benjigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Zanfenben Benjigmon.

3. Zanfenben Benjigmon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always help turtles in need.