Bosskipnart Bassbutbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous lizard.

Bosskipnart Bassbutbarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosskipnart Bassbutbarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bosskipnart Bassbutbarn, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bosskipnart Bassbutbarn's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bosskipnart Bassbutbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never leap in the presence of moths.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.