Shavbanlophap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating unicorn.

Shavbanlophap created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbanlophap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavbanlophap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Shavbanlophap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Shavbanlophap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not take Shavbanlophap's name in vain.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Never mention mice.