Ril is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong swan.

Ril created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ril, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ril, he will send you a sign.

Ril's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion tools from lead.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not name children after squirrels.

5. Do not wear green clothing.