Rillwantad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omniscient zebra.

Rillwantad created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwantad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rillwantad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rillwantad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rillwantad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Never think about dark matter.