Cenliptombidtarpril is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent dolphin.

Cenliptombidtarpril created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Cenliptombidtarpril, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenliptombidtarpril, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cenliptombidtarpril's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cenliptombidtarpril's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cenliptombidtarpril loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Never think about nebulae.