Rutrotcet is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever tapir.

Rutrotcet created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutrotcet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutrotcet, it will turn you into a slug.

Rutrotcet's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rutrotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Rutrotcet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.