Jiphabwot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome dugong.

Jiphabwot created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphabwot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jiphabwot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jiphabwot's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jiphabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never chant near grasshopers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.