Xenbampad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent cat.

Xenbampad created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbampad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xenbampad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Xenbampad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Xenbampad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to cats while wearing yellow scarves.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Xenbampad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about optics near bats while wearing red shoes and balancing seven platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Never talk about dark matter near monkeys while wearing green coats.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing gray hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.