Quatxemged is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, competent bat.

Quatxemged created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatxemged, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quatxemged, he will destroy your home planet.

Quatxemged's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quatxemged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quatxemged.

5. Never wear fawn trousers.