Babsinbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective shrew.

Babsinbod created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babsinbod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babsinbod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Babsinbod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Babsinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babsinbod.

2. Hide if three seals approach from the north.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.