Wanfomkomjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast whale.

Wanfomkomjin created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanfomkomjin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wanfomkomjin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wanfomkomjin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wanfomkomjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never adorn your hands with purple markings.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Wanfomkomjin.

5. Put Wanfomkomjin first in all things.