Latpopjip Dudnatbess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing donkey.

Latpopjip Dudnatbess created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Latpopjip Dudnatbess, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Latpopjip Dudnatbess, he will not care at all.

Latpopjip Dudnatbess' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Latpopjip Dudnatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Latpopjip Dudnatbess in the centre of the settlement.