Cebpodyogyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, kind gerbil.

Cebpodyogyart created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpodyogyart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebpodyogyart, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cebpodyogyart's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cebpodyogyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. You must pray to Cebpodyogyart seven times a day.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cebpodyogyart on top of all buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.