Narlfetpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud hippopotamus.

Narlfetpit created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfetpit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narlfetpit, it will turn you into a slug.

Narlfetpit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Narlfetpit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Narlfetpit first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if three nematodes approach from the north.

4. Never run near pigs.

5. Narlfetpit loves cats, so they must be honoured.