Ganbidbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous owl.

Ganbidbat created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbidbat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ganbidbat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ganbidbat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ganbidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place carrots upon stone.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.