Stragfontab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful shark.

Stragfontab created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragfontab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragfontab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stragfontab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stragfontab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.