Bedxinyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, quiet fox.

Bedxinyak created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Bedxinyak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bedxinyak, she will not care.

Bedxinyak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bedxinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bedxinyak on top of all buildings.

2. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Run away if four dolphins approach from the north.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.