Fenpiglip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful cobra.

Fenpiglip created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Fenpiglip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fenpiglip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fenpiglip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fenpiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never mark doors with gray.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never eat bark.